So I caught this on the internet today: Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex Life. (Also covered by @alexialafata at Elite Daily.) Basically, a husband sent his wife a spreadsheet with the dates he’d wanted sex and the outcome of those events.

In case you don’t want to click over, here’s the image that the Reddit user posted, which has since been deleted:



Well, we all know there’s two sides to every story. I decided maybe we need to see HER version of events, so here’s my own interpretation of what went down at their house:



And just because I think it’s hilarious, here’s a Bill Gates meme: